Y I DO DIS

You know how sometimes life gives you lemons? And then it keeps throwing them at you over and over and you still say "fu life, ima make lemonade!!!1!221122!##@$#@!"

Well sometimes life is throwing them at you so that you will run far, far away from whatever you're doing. Life threw me lemons when I tried to make a purchase from RUNWAY CHANNEL.

Lemon one: my card wasn't being accepted (to this day, I still don't know why considering I had the money and all...) and I kept trying to make the purchase. 

Lemon two: I couldn't understand the whole Tenso thing and I kept entering stuff wrong so RC kept removing all the items from my cart

Lemon three: my roommate let me use her card to make the purchase and it "didn't charge a foreign transaction fee" (I knew something was wrong then)

Lemon four: I had to pay for EMS shipping and apparently I never saw that anywhere because I forgot how to read

Lemon five: I almost paid COD.......................................... because at that point I was just stupid

I believe a famous comedian would tell me, "There's your sign."

The point of my story is that I now own a beautiful EMODA sweater that looks terrible on my current body type, sassy floral GYDA socks, and a jouetie sweater that is not meant for me in any way, shape, or form.

I still haven't decided if I want to keep the EMODA sweater. But I definitely don't want the jouetie one. Not that there's anything wrong with it! Because there isn't. It's actually a very nice sweater, it fits and is of good quality. It just looks terrible on me, and I wish I would have realized that "free size" doesn't always means "looks good on everyone".

The sweater in question (size M, 120cm bust):

I paid ￥2,940 (~$31.70) + EMS shipping for it. I'll give it to you for $25 + shipping. Since it weighs less than 4lbs, I can basically ship it worldwide for less than $15 (unless you're in the US and then it would be cheaper). Any takers? THIS SWEATER HAS FOUND A HOME, THANK YOU!

PS: THIS IS A TRUE STORY DON'T JUDGE ME.